One Man, Two Women
Legends and Myths

Part time love
I seem to be pulling in the wrong direction
With you my love
Whatever I do you raise the same objection
I've got someone at home
But she's got a love of her own
Because you, me and everybody got a part time love.

I'm waiting, I'm waiting all the time
And it's getting so frustrating
Love well it ain't no crime
Because you, me and everybody needs a part time love
And oh you, me and everybody needs a part time love
You, me, everybody got a part time love!

(Elton John, “Part Time Love”. Album: “A Single Man”, 1978)

Generally I get very lovely feedback concerning this website. I’m especially fond of women writing they find it charming, it flatters me. But sometimes I get a mail from some worried bloke being concerned about my dear wife and if she isn’t irritated, haha. (No woman until now was worried. Funny, huh?)

So what do YOU think?

Johnny’s spouse:

• on a regular basis throws ashtrays at him when she finds him messing around with Agnetha in the basement computer room. That’s why he doesn’t post a recent pic, so no one will be able to see the injuries.
   
• doesn’t care at all what he does or does not and is glad that the bum is bothering other ladies instead of her.
   
• is very happy because he gives her a legitimation to secretly be in love with Robert Redford.
   
• has left him since the day she discovered this website, the day when he found the house empty, the kids gone and that note on the kitchen table, saying “I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU !!!” He just doesn’t dare to admit it because he’s so ashamed.
   
• is a very clever lady. Before she married him he told her that Agnetha has older rights and should she ever make the slightest attempt to claim them it would be bad luck for her. (Bad luck for the spouse, not Agnetha, of course.) In return he promised her to never leave her for any other woman. She then hesitated a second, silently calculated statistical probabilities in a quick estimation, came to the conclusion that this is a good and fair bargain, smiled and said: “Ok, darling. That’s a bet I accept.”
  (That’s only my interpretation. Probably her true thought was “Agnetha would never take a dude like this, wonder why I do. I must be crazy.”)
   

To make a long story short, the spouse is a very clever lady, of course. You don’t have to worry for her. (I’m afraid.)
Thank you!

Now, how do you think Agnetha reacted when she read this? Click here to find out. (Of course I have no idea if she ever read it, but who knows?) When she was asked what she would think I would do if she called me and invited me to her birthday party she said: “Oh, Johnny? I bet this poor guy would just go like this”.

Enough legends and myths for today. Now please take care of your own businesses, spouses and part time loves, folks!

One last addendum for those who are as curious as the yellow press:

No, she’s not Swedish.
No, she’s not blonde.
Yes, she is beautiful as well. (Nobody should be able to accuse me for having a bad taste.)
And yes, she thinks I have too many computer related hobbies and serve as a bad example for the kids.