The Lady’s Backside

Oh my, what an everlasting topic. I admit I sometimes am annoyed. Not that there would be anything negative to say about her bottom, but you just have to listen to some fans! Do they admire her for her wonderful voice or whatfor? I will say three things concerning this and shut up forever. And I wish some others would decide to join me.

1.)

It is common sense and generally accepted that it is considered rude and non gentleman-like to publically discuss the anatomic details of a lady. If you do it with a lady you say you admire it’s even worse. If you would do it with your girl friend or wife and she got to know it you’re perfectly aware that you would have to expect a flying ashtray hitting your face and you know you deserved it. So why don’t behave like a gentleman when it comes to your fandom?  Why don’t just say you love her wonderful voice, her lovely smile and her charming eyes, like you would do with every other woman you like?

2.)

Anyway, would I be forced to make a decision, I’d prefer the front side in any case.

3.)

End of discussion. Period.